Love on sale? How could I say no…
From the anals of “OMG My Mom is So Fucking Cool,” another nugget of maternal wisdom:
Jane: Hey, mom… so, eHarmony is having a sale. It’s like ten bucks a month for 3 months or something. You think I should join?
Mom: *after a slight pause* How many drinks would that buy?
Jane: Um, like 5 or 6?
Mom: So if you find someone to buy you 5 or 6 drinks…?
And that is why my mom is, yet again, really fucking awesome.
Jury is still out on the whole signing up thing. Jdate has clearly been a gigantic clusterfuck. Could eHarmony really be better?