Average Jane



Do Not Hit Send

To the person about to text me, a few steps to take before hitting “send”:

1. Look down at your phone.
2. Examine your message.
3. Reference list of Unacceptable Text Messages*
4. Consider alternate methods of communicating**
5. DO NOT HIT SEND!

*List of Unacceptable Text Messages: [Abridged]

-How have you been?
-Hey, what’s up?
-Sup
-Aight
-K
-OK
-Hi
-Bye
-Are you asleep?
-Are you awake?
-[Any message requiring more than a 10 word response]
-[Any message requiring more than a 2 text exchange]

**List of Alternate Methods of Communicating

-Pick up the damn phone
-Send me a fucking email
-IM me – I know you’re online, dude.
-Carrier pigeon
-Smoke signals?
-WALK ACROSS THE ROOM AND TALK TO ME

If you have any question as to the best vehicle for message communication…  Do not hit send.

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  1. * Ali Holden says:

    you and I think alike.

    | Reply Posted 8 years ago


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