Average Jane

To Buy a Card or Not to Buy a Card: Greeting Card Decision Tree

A conversation with my friend graduation from graduate school with a big fancy degree:

       Me: Looking forward to tonight…and i’m buying drinks. Happy Graduation.
Her: Aw, thanks.
Me: I’m not getting you a card
Her: Good
Me: booze > card
       card = (.5)*cost of booze
       you win
Her: hahahahaha
Me: All of the sentiment with none of the sentimentality
I have a soul, I swear. It’s just buried in pragmatism. 

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